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Lisa, reading from the web: A six year old and seven year old in the US had a fight over a Barbie doll. The six year old stabbed the seven year old in the back with a steak knife.

The Kid: What? Let me see, Mummy! What did you say?

Lisa, paraphrasing: A six year old and a seven year old had a fight over a Barbie doll, and the six year old was naughty and stabbed the seven year old with a knife!

The Kid: Was the Barbie doll ok?

This article is over 10 years old now, and it still makes me laugh.

Short but funny.