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Isaac Newton is, as most will agree, the greatest physicist of all time.

From here.

(Not that it’s worth anything, I happen to agree. Newtonian physics is such elegant model of the universe, even though Einstein later showed it to be a teensy bit inaccurate in some edge cases.)

This is of course nothing compared to the discord in the Amalgamated Order of Real-Bearded Santas.