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Religious choice

October 25, 2009 Andrew Lighten

Just what we need – a flowchart helping you decide which religion you should follow.

I actually ended up with “You should be a Mormon”, but I suspect the path I took to get there would not be approved by the many Mormons in my extended family.

  • How many gods do you want to worship? One.
  • How do you feel about bacon? I f*cking love bacon.
  • Are you a naturally annoying person? Yes.
  • Do you think underwear can be magical? Yes.

You should be a Mormon.

Categories: Comedy, Spirituality
  1. Lisa
    October 26, 2009 at 21:48 | #1

    I should be muslim.

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